Category: Bateman Has Issues

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #24 »

Understand dear reader how hard I tried to avoid writing this article. Believe that I laboured to think of anything else to write about. Small dogs, air travel, bear hunting and advanced concepts in gossip were some of the alternatives. However, an opportunity like this arises only once every four years so I have to [...]

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #23 – GRAD 2010 »

Well I couldn’t think of anything else so I thought I may as well write a few words to the graduating class of 2010. You know; some nuggets of wisdom I have accumulated over the past 25 or so years since I graduated high school.  This might be a good time to mention that I [...]

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #22 – I QUIT FACEBOOK »

BY: JOHN BATEMAN
Yes I quit Facebook, and believe me I am going to be the absolute worst reformed Facebooker there is. From now on when someone starts to talk to me about Facebook I am going to say, “You know life doesn’t have to be this way. There are a number of effective treatments for [...]

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #21 – NEW CARS »

BY: JOHN BATEMAN
I write an article for the Fishbowl, have 2 radio shows on CFSI, and have a last name that is as inconspicuous as a vision-solstice-healing circle being conducted at the Legion. Yet somehow here I find myself with an identity as tragically misplaced as the crutch ofa 3 legged cat. You probably aren’t [...]

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #20 – SUBWAY »

BY: JOHN BATEMAN
It is a little known fact that I have been boycotting Subway since 1996.  While I agree that little known facts are little known for a reason I couldn’t help but let my dim light shine on this one.  I am all for a good boycott because they usually take very little discipline [...]

BATEMAN HAS ISSUES #19 – 2010 OLYMPICS »

“Tedious” That is the word Iwould use to describe the opening ceremonies of theVancouver Olympics. If I was to use another word it would probably also be”tedious”. That’s how tedious I found the opening ceremonies to be.  Oh sure,the lights were fancy but how long is too long when it comes to watching people wearing [...]